Boom Roasted!

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology

and explaining the phenomenon of “mixed emotions”.

The husband turned to his wife and said, “Honey, that’s a bunch of crap.

I bet you can’t tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.”



She said: “Out of all your friends, you have the Biggest Dick…”
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Girls always think society is sexist because if I guy sleeps with alot of girls he's "the man" and if a girl does, then shes a whore. A smart man once said, "If a key can open a bunch of locks, its viewed as a master key, and is awesome to have. But if a lock is opened but a bunch of different keys, well then its a pretty shitty lock if you ask me."